Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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