Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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