i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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