these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
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