This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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