I want to make a zoo with you.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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