he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I got inside last night via doggy door
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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