why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
you win again, gameday.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
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Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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