Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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