she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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