Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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