Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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