I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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