I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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