and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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