His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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