I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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