Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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