So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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