i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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