what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
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Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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