i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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