office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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