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If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
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I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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