i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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