In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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