38 yer olds are good kisserssss
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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