you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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