I wanna bring you to show and tell
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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