if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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