I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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