Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
the gays at disneyland are vicious
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
there is glitter all over my balls
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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