Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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