U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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