That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
A bitchslap is in order.
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