Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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