You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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