Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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