i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
pray to the hookup gods
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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