I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Randomize
