He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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