Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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