I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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