how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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