In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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