I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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