That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
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You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
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