Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize