hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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