DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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