I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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