so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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