I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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