we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
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It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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